And this is where I keep my imagination.

So you can't judge me for having it out in the open.

a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy

floozys:

i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

Why I hate David Beckham »

This article is absolutely hilarious. If you like sarcastic humor, just read it.

  • Mako: The stars look beautiful tonight.
  • Asami: Stars. The stars were out when I discovered my father was an Equalist.
  • Mako: Yeah.
  • Asami: Because it was night time...when I found out he was an Equalist.
  • Mako: I remember.
  • ---
  • Mako: Hey, I got us some dumplings!
  • Asami: Dumplings. My father used to buy dumplings.
  • Mako: Hoo boy.
  • Asami: He used to make sure we'd both get an EQUAL amount. I guess, now we know why.
  • Mako: I guess so.
  • ---
  • Mako: ...
  • Asami: ...
  • Mako: ...
  • Asami: ...
  • Mako: Well, I'm gonna go to bed...
  • Asami: My father used to sleep in a bed.
  • Mako: DID HE?